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Bubble Threads Potential Danger

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PENANG, TL7 MALAYSIA, March 6 (HNS) -- The School of Physics at the Universiti Sains Malaysia in TL7 Malaysia published a report yesterday explaining that tiny micro-Threads known as "bubble Threads" are a potential danger even to Threads that participated in the Technosphere plan.

"I expect that this is the sort of issue the JET will be expected to deal with in the near future," commented Bach-2389A24A, a Scientist-caste Hiver associated with Team B of the Joint Expeditionary Team, after reading the report.

Last Updated on Saturday, 06 March 2010 16:49 Read more...
 

FRENCH NUCLEAR TEST SUCCESSFUL

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PARIS, FRENCH REPUBLIC, March 6 (HNS) -- In an unusual display of force, De Gaulle France performed a nuclear test on an undisclosed island in the Atlantic yesterday. A small coral island was vaporized in a nuclear explosion. 

Observers from Team B of the JET were Gated in to monitor the test and to confirm that the footage that the French government released today was authentic.

Last Updated on Saturday, 06 March 2010 16:50 Read more...
 

Napoleonic France Sends Military To Texas

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Galveston, CTX (HNS) – November 23  The French Empire announced that is will dispatch troops to Confederate Texas to support the fight against Apophis.  The primary support will be France’s II Corps supported by six ironclads and transport ships.  In addition the Empire can provide 12,000 rifles which correspond closely tothe P1851 Minie Rifle which is already in widespread use in the Confederacy.  The expedition departs immediately from Marseilles for Morocco, marches overland to Casablanca, and will then embark on transports escorted by the new ironclads of the French Atlantic Fleet.  Upon arrival, the ironclads will join several protected steamers off the coast of Texas in attempting to interfere with Apophis' supply lines.  II Corps will work in support of Texas forces on land. 

Last Updated on Saturday, 06 March 2010 16:56 Read more...
 

MAGIC LEVEL IN CONFEDERATE TEXAS IN FLUX

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GALVESTON, CTX (Collegian) Courtesy of Penn State University In an article in this month's issue of Thaumaturge, Dr. Palmer of the Penn State Department of Esoteric Studies released new data supporting a decrease in the rating of Confederate Texas’ supernatural energy from 6.9 to 5.02 on the widely used Kellner Scale. 

Last Updated on Saturday, 06 March 2010 16:51 Read more...
 

LETTER TO SURVIVORS OF THE TECHNOSPHERE

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Hello to all of you.  My name is Sergeant Major Bartholomew Masters of the 4th Texas artillery.  I am a citizen of Confederate Texas speaking on my own and do not speak for my government.  I am writing to thank you and your nation for gifts you have given us at a greater cost to yourselves than any could have imagined.

 
Last Updated on Saturday, 06 March 2010 16:57 Read more...
 
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