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Mallory "Maleficent" Vincent Offers Services To JET

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Yesterday afternoon, Mallory Vincent, who served as "Maleficent" in the Magic Kingdom has 
offered her services as an attorney to members of the Jet recently indicted for killing darklings
in a interbranal court.  Vincent made her announcement to reporters of many different threads
in order to get the attention of the JET members.

Vincent, currently staying in Penn State as she asked for asylum there, was better known for 
role in the Magic Kingdom as Attorney General "Maleficent".  She was known to openly and
actively disliking the JET due to destruction caused at the Magic Kingdom by the JET.  As 
"Maleficent", her involvement with some of the darker workings of the Magic Kingdom then 
controlled by the late Laurent DuBois had caused her to flee to Penn State where she asked
for asylum as she feared "victims" of the Magic Kingdom might wish her harm should she have 
stayed there.

The attorney has offered to defend any member of the JET or all members of the JET on a
pro bono basis to "thank them for their kindness they showed me when it became apparent who
I really was".  Vincent claims mind control devices, destroyed by the JET, freed her from DuBois'
hold on her, which she has said she is "very grateful" for.  In order to show her appreciation "fully",
the defense attorney said, she would "defend the rights of the JET to dispose of the disgusting, 
degenerate beings known as Darklings and prove to the court that this manner of dealing with 
them is just and fair."  

In her life before serving as "Maleficent", Vincent was a well respected defense attorney, further
research shows.  She had told her fiancé that she would be unable and unwilling to marry him
until she won a defense case.  At the time of the case, Vincent was defending a serial killer. Upon
winning the case, her fiancé opted to celebrate at Disney World.  It remains unclear what happened
to her fiancé, but it is very clear what happened to her once in the hands of DuBois.

Vincent invites JET members interested in taking her up on the offer to defend them to contact
her via email through the Metaverse.  "I look forward to defending the JET and members of the 
JET in this completely ridiculous court action against them." Vincent stated before leaving the podium.
No further comments were issued by Vincent since the announcement.  No word from the new 
government of the Magic Kingdom has been released and no calls were answered at the time this
report was made.
 

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